truck driver

An elderly truck driver was eating lunch at a roadside diner when three shaggy young hoodlums, sporting black leather jackets garishly decorated with swastikas, skulls, and cross- bones, parked their motorcycles and came inside. They spotted the truck driver and proceeded to taunt him, taking his food away, pushing him off the seat, and insulting his old age. He said nothing, but finally got up from the floor, paid his bill, and walked out. One of the bikers, unhappy that they hadn't provoked a fight, said to the waitress, "Boy, he sure wasn't much of a man, was he?" "No," said the waitress, looking out the window, "and he's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!"

cat

Zsa Zsa Gabor appeared as a guest while holding one of her prized felines. As she was sitting there, she suddenly turned to Johnny Carson and asked, "Would you like to pet my pussy?"

"Sure," said Carson, "but first move the cat."

joke

"Isn't it great to be in June?"

 

"Yes, but her sister, Barbara, was even better."

 

world

Laugh, and the world laughs with you.


Cry, and the world laughs at you.

 

Caryn Leschen

The Hour

You cannot find peace by avoiding life.

 

“Leonard”

 

"When do I use the past perfect"

1) the correct sentence in each pair.
1 a Sarah looked different because she had lost weight
   b Sarah looked different because she lost weight
2 a I'd worked for five years by the time I started college last year.
   b I’d worked for five years by the time I'd started college last year.

We use the past perfect when we talk about the past and we want to refer to something that happened before this:
By the time the fire brigade arrived, the building had burnt down.
The dog ran down the street. It had jumped out of the car.
* Notice how we often use the past perfect and the past simple together.

We often use the past perfect after a reporting verb in the past:
David asked me if Sarah had lost weight.

We often use the past perfect when we talk about past events out of sequence. To talk about events in the same order as they happened, we use the past simple:
The dog jumped out of the car. It ran down the street. (after jumping out of the car)

Answer key:
1. a
2. a
2) Complete the sentences using the correct form of the verbs.

She asked me if I .......... had seen .......... (see) her cat.
 When Paul started university he .................... (never live) away from home before.
 There's no point in going now! We .................... (miss) the start of the film.
 We arrived at the party at midnight, but most people .................... (leave) by then.
 I was held up at work, so by the time I .................... (arrive), they .................... (stop) serving hot food.
 Typical! Just as I got into the bath the telephone .................... (ring)!
 When she got home she .................... (realise) she .................... (forget) her keys.
 Why didn't you tell me you .................... (change) your telephone number?

اطاعت

آنان كه نمي توانند خود را اداره كنند ناچار از اطاعت ديگرانند.

"ويكتور هوگو"

خطا

خطا كردن يك كار انساني است اما تكرار آن يك كار حيواني.

"آناتول فرانس"

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1 .Hanya Holm is a doctor, choreographer, and ---.
(A)dance that she teaches
(B)her teaching of dance
(C)to teach dancing
(D)dance teacher

2. During an eclipse of the Sun, --- in the shadow of the Moon.
(A)the Earth lies
(B)the Earth when lying
(C)that the Earth lies
(D)the lying Earth

3. Under the influence of Ezra Pound, Hilda Doolittle became associated with the Imagists and --- into one of the most original poets of the group.
(A)developed
(B)to be developed
(C)who developing
(D)developing it

4. --- all rainwater falling from a cloud reaches the ground; some of it is lost through evaporation.
(A)Nowhere
(B)Not
(C)No
(D)None

5. In an area first explored by Samuel de Champlain, --- .
(A)establishment of the city of Halifax in 1749
(B)in 1749 the city of Halifax established
(C)in 1749,establishing the city of Halifax
(D)the city of Halifax was established in 1749

6. A nation’s merchant marine is made up of its commercial ships and the people --- them.
(A)they operate
(B)who operate
(C)they operate of
(D)do they operate

77 -- Nat Turner who led a revolt against slavery in Virginia in 1831.
(A)Where was
(B)It was
(C)He was
(D)That he was

8. The most elaborate of all bird nests ---,domed communal structure built by
social weaverbirds.
(A)larger
(B)largely is
(C)the large
(D)is the large

9. William Walker’s mural, “ Wall of Respect”, --- an outdoor wall in Chicago, deals
with social issues.
(A)covers
(B)covers it
(C)which covers
(D)which it covers

10. Studies of the gravity field of the Earth indicate --- yield when unusual weight is
placed on them.
(A)although its crust and mantle
(B)its crust and mantle to
(C)that its crust and mantle
(D)for its crust and mantle to

11. The columbine flower, --- to nearly all of the United States, can be raised from seed
in almost any garden.
(A)native
(B)how native is
(C)how native is it
(D)is native

12. The photoperiodic response of algae actually depends on the duration of darkness, --- .
(A)the light is not on
(B)and not on light
(C)but is not on the light
(D)is not on light

13. ---, the first Black denomination in the United States.
(A) Richard Allen founded the African Methodist Episcopal Church
(B) Richard Allen, who founded the African Methodist Episcopal Church
(C) The African Methodist Episcopal Church founded by Richard Allen
(D) The foundation of the African Methodist Episcopal Church by Richard Allen

14. The annual worth of Utah’s manufacturing is greater than --- .
(A) that of its mining and farming combined
(B) mining and farming combination
(C) that mining and farming combined
(D) of its combination mining and farming

15. The wallflower --- because its weak stems often grow on walls and along stony cliffs for support.
(A) so called is
(B) so is called
(C) is so called
(D) called is so

stupidity

Two things are infinite:

the universe and human stupidity;

and I’m not sure about the former.

(Albert Einstein)

Think About It!

 

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village

of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human

ratios remaining the same, it would look something

like the following :

There would be:

57 Asians

21 Europeans

14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south

8 Africans

52 would be female

48 would be male

70 would be non-white

30 would be white

70 would be non-Christian

30 would be Christian

6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's

wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing

70 would be unable to read

50 would suffer from malnutrition

1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth

1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education

1 would own a computer

ادامه نوشته

A Shoulder to Cry on

My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body. Through the

years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer. When I was

younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears,

Mommy." She said, "No -- Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I

will ask you again soon."

Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had

contemplated the correct answer. So this time I told her, "Mommy, sight is very

important to everybody, so it must be our eyes." She looked at me and told me, "You

are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are

blind." Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years, Mother

asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, "No. But you are getting

smarter every year, my young child."

Then last year, my grandpa died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my

father cried. I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him

cry. My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to Grandpa.

She asked me, "Do you know the most important body part yet, my son?"

I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between

her and me. She saw the confusion on my face and told me, "This question is very

important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave

me in the past, I have told you was wrong and I have given you an example why. But

today is the day you need to learn this important lesson." She looked down at me as

only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, "Son, the most

important body part is your shoulder."

I asked, "Is it because it holds up my head?" She replied, "No, it is because it can hold

the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on

sometime in life, my son. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you

will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it."

Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one -- it is

sympathetic to the pain of Others.

People will forget what you said ... People will forget what you did... But people will

Never Forget how you made them feel

 

Anyone Home?

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to

explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He

doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher

agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time.

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school she

must not have one!

"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

true success

“For true success ask yourself these four questions:

 

Why?

 

Why not?

 

Why not me?

 

Why not now?”

 

James Allen

 

 

It was great!

Most of us only try to master the external conditions of this world. We think our success and happiness depends on us doing so. These are of course important and I don't want you to think they are not, but I want you to realize that when death comes, only those inherent and acquired qualities and conditions within the mentality--your character, conduct and soul growth--will go with you. If these are what they should be, you need not be afraid of not being successful and happy, for with these qualities you can mold external materials and conditions.

Nelson Mandela

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure

It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us

We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented,

fabulous?"

Actually, who are you not to be? You're a child of God.

Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing

enlightened about shrinking so other people won't feel insecure

around you.

We are all meant to shine as children do. We are born to

manifest the glory of God that is within us.

It's not just in some of us: it's in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other

people permission to do the same.

As we're liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically

liberates others.

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anarchy (AN er kee) n. 1. a complete lack of government; 2. characterized by political disorder and violence; lawlessness; 3. disorder in any area of activity or endeavor

•     With no government in power, anarchy reigned supreme.

•     In the current state of anarchy, looting and violence were the everyday state of affairs.

•     With no proven theory as to the mechanism of the Copelia virus, anarchy prevailed in the field of viral research.

[anarchic, anarchical adj., anarchist n., anarchically adv.]

ancestor (AN ses toer) n. 1. someone from whom one is descended, especially one earlier than a grandparent; forefather; forebear; 2. an earlier kind of animal from which later types have evolved; 3. anything regarded as a forerunner of a thing that developed later

•     My neighbor Bryan claims that Davey Crockett was his ancestor.

•     The saber-tooth tiger is thought to be an ancestor of today’s big cats as well as domesticated cats.

•     The British Morris Mini is considered the ancestor of all modern compact cars with sideways-mounted engines.

[ancestral adj.]

ancient (AYN shent) adj. 1. belonging to the distant past, especially prior to the end of the Western Roman Empire (476 a.d.); 2. having been in existence a long time; very, very old; 3. antiquated; old-fashioned —n. 1. a person who lived in ancient times; 2. a very old person

•     In ancient days, Athens and Sparta were great city-states.

•     Baltimore’s Fort McHenry is an ancient structure.

•     Barbara thinks her mom’s notions of proper behavior are totally ancient, dude.

•     Julius Caesar was an ancient; so is my grandfather. [Syn. old]

ancillary (AN sil er ee) adj. 1. underling or subordinate, often used with to; 2. that serves as an aid; auxiliary

•     On the Minnow, Gilligan was ancillary to the Skipper.

•     While the main body of a news article imparts primary information, side­bars usually contain ancillary or related facts.

anecdote (AN ik doht) n. 1. a short, entertaining account of something that happened, usually personal or biographical; 2. (obsolete) a little-known amusing fact

•     Jonah related the anecdote about himself and the whale.

•     Many are unaware of the fact that some social studies books once con­tained the anecdote that Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he’d built with his own hands.

[anecdotal adj., anecdotally adv.] [Syn. story]

animate (AN i mayt) vt. 1. to bring to life; to give life to; 2. to cause to be ener­getic or spirited; 3. to move to action; inspire

•     Skillful puppeteers are able to convincingly animate lifeless, wooden, marionettes.

•     You can rely on Harold to join in a dull discussion and, by so doing, to immediately animate it.

•     The group of soldiers sat around acting glum, until Sergeant Jones animated them to take action.

[-d, animating, animation n.]

antagonist* (an TAG uh nisst) n. 1. a person who competes against or opposes another; adversary; opponent; 2. a muscle, drug, etc. that acts to oppose another

•     The Boston Red Sox baseball team is the chief antagonist of the New York Yankees baseball team.

•     Afrasiab was Rustam's antagonist.

•     For every muscle in your body that causes a body part to move in a certain direction, an antagonist muscle exists to return the part to its original position.

[-ic adj., -ically adv., antagonism n.] [Syn. opponent]


 

 

anthology (an THOL i jee) n. a collection of short stories, songs, poems, excerpts, etc. compiled into a single book

•     Every poetry collection is an anthology if more than a single poet’s works are included.

•     Almost every CD of popular music is an anthology of songs. [-logies pl., -logize vt., -logizer, -logist n., -logistic adj.]

antiquated (an tik WAY tid) adj. 1. no longer useful or used; obsolete; out of date; old fashioned; 2. very aged

•     A very small part of this book was typed on an antiquated IBM Selectric typewriter—a very small part.

•     I usually drive an antiquated Toyota from the mid-1980s. [antiquate vt.] [Syn. old]

antiseptic (AN ti SEP tik) adj. 1. disallowing infection, decay, etc. by slowing the growth of microbes; 2. free from infectious agents or infection; 3. very clean; sterile; 4. untouched by life’s problems, emotions, etc. —n. a cleaning agent meant to prevent the growth of bacteria and viruses

•     When you get a cut, it’s a good idea to use an antiseptic cream to prevent its becoming infected.

•     An operating room should be in antiseptic condition.

•     You need not keep your room antiseptic; just neat will do.

•     The hermit led an antiseptic life, locked away in his penthouse apartment with no contact with the outside.

[-ally adv.]

anxiety (ang ZY i tee) n. 1. a state of uneasiness, apprehension, or worriedness about what the future might hold; 2. feeling powerless and unprepared to deal with threatening (usually imaginary) events; 3. an eager but often uneasy concern (to do well)

•     Karen always felt anxiety about her investments in the stock market and was nervous about losing money.

•     Lou’s biggest anxiety concerned earthquakes, which was especially unusual because he lived in New York City.

•     Anxiety hung heavily in the air of the SAT exam room. [anxieties pl.] [Syn. care]

apathetic (AP uh THET ik) adj. 1. feeling emotionless; unmoved; 2. disinterested; listless

•     That most Americans were apathetic to the election was evidenced by the very low turnout.

•     Football fans are rarely apathetic to the fortunes of their home teams; they yell and cheer for them, even on TV.

[-ally adv., apathy n.] [Syn. impassive]


 

 

QUICK REVIEW #7

Match the word from column 2 with the word from column 1 that means most nearly the same thing.

 

1. anarchy

a. auxiliary

2. ancestor

b. impassive

3. ancient

c. clean

4. ancillary

d. aged

5. anecdote

e. collection

6. animate

f. care

7. antagonist

g. lawlessness

8. anthology

h. inspire

9. antiquated

i. story

10. antiseptic

j. forebear

11. anxiety

k. opponent

12. apathetic

l. obsolete

THE BOY AND THE APPLE TREE

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play

around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, and took a nap under the

shadow. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by, the little

boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.

"Come and play with me", the tree asked the boy.

"I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees any more" the boy replied.

"I want toys. I need money to buy them."

"Sorry, but I do not have money, but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you

will have money."

The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and

left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples.

The tree was sad.

One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned and the tree

was excited.

"Come and play with me" the tree said.

ادامه نوشته

Life

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

 

 ‘Faber Book of Fevers and Frets’ (1989)

 

have what u should

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vocabulary 6

amicable (AM i kuh bl) adj. feeling friendly; demonstrating goodwill; peaceable

•     Alice and her husband Ted had an amicable discussion about putting in a flower garden in the spring.

•     Bob and Carol separated on amicable terms. [amicably adv., amicability n.]

among (uh MUHNG) prep. 1. In the midst of; surrounded by; included in a group of; 2. from place to place in; 3. in the number or group of; 4. by or with a lot of

•     You are among friends.

•     He passed among the crowd.

•     Ralph is included among the supporters of the president.

•     Machiavelli’s work is popular among business executives.

amorphous (uh MAWR fuhs) adj. 1. lacking definite form; shapeless; 2. of no specific type; anomalous; 3. indefinite; vague

•     Sulfur is a yellow, nonmetallic element that is found in crystal and amor­phous forms.

•     To one unfamiliar with the game of rugby the game appears to be gov­erned by amorphous rules.

•     When Gino tried to pin Hailee down to a specific time, all he could get from her was an amorphous response.

[amorphously adv.]

amphibian (am FIB ee en) n. 1. any one of a class of cold-blooded vertebrates without scales (including frogs, newts, salamanders, and toads) that starts life with gills, living in the water, and later develops lungs; 2. any plant or animal that is at home both on land and in water; 3. any aircraft or vehicle that can operate on land and in water

•     It is not unusual to find amphibians in and around a pond.

•     The early Pan American Airways Clippers were amphibians that loaded and unloaded their passengers on land but took off from and landed on water.

[amphibious adj.]

amplify* (AMP li fy) vt. 1. to make bigger and stronger; increase or extend (power, authority, etc.); 2. to strengthen by adding details, examples, etc.; 3. (electronics) to strengthen an audio signal or electrical current

•     Caesar Augustus amplified the reach of the Roman Empire.

•     The robbery victim amplified his story by providing the license plate num­ber of the felon’s car and a thorough description of his height, build, and clothing.

•     The sound of the lead singer’s voice is almost inaudible, but the sound engineer will amplify it to make it stand out.

[amplified, amplifying, amplification, amplifier n.]

amusement (uh MYOOZ mnt) n. 1. the condition of being entertained; 2. a thing or activity that amuses or entertains; entertainment

•     Randy’s amusement was Claire’s main occupation.

•     Marcia played solitaire for her own amusement.

•     The antics of the dancing bears was a source of great amusement for the audience.

amusing (uh MYOOZ eeng) adj. 1. entertaining; diverting; 2. causing laughter or merriment

•     The comedian’s stand-up routine was very amusing.

•     An amusing incident takes one’s mind off his or her woes.

•     Jose’s amusing facial contortions made everyone laugh. [Syn. funny]

anachronism (un AK ron i zm) n. 1. the putting forth of something as having happened outside its appropriate time, especially earlier; 2. anything that seems to be out of its proper time frame in history

•     The depiction in some movies of people interacting with dinosaurs is an often-portrayed anachronism.

•     Anachronism is a frequently used tool of literature because it allows all sorts of interactions that would be otherwise impossible.

•     Having a conversation with the founding fathers or interviewing Abe Lincoln or Marie Curie is but three literary uses for anachronism.

•     Showing Rustam with a gun is an anachronism.

 [anachronistic adj., anachronistically adv.]

analogy (uh NAL uh gee) n. 1. a likeness in some ways between things that are otherwise not alike; 2. the likening of one thing to another based on some shared similarity

•     There is an analogy between polar bears and humans, in that both are mammals and both live on earth.

•     Mork’s analogy convinced Mindy that her problem closely resembled the one Curtis had last month; the circumstances were the same although the names and locations differed.

[analogous adj., analogously adv.] [Syn. likeness]

analysis* (uh NA lis is) n. 1. breaking up or separating a whole into its parts so that they can be inspected to determine their nature, proportions, functions, etc.; any detailed inspection; 2. a statement of the results of this process

•     The statement is undergoing detailed analysis to determine its true meaning.

•     The specimen was sent to the laboratory for analysis.

•     The historian’s analysis of the spaghetti company’s battle for supremacy is available in his latest book, Pasta for You.

analytical (an uh LIT ik uhl) adj. 1. something that separates into constituent parts; 2. skilled at using analysis

•     Greg’s analytical mind breaks each problem into tiny parts and carefully examines each and every one.

•     The more one practices analytical procedures, the more skilled at them he or she is likely to become.

[analytic, analytically adv.] [Antonym: synthetic]

analyze (AN i LYZ) vt. 1. to separate into constituent parts so as to determine their nature, proportion, interrelationship, etc.; 2. to examine in detail to find out the nature, tendencies, etc. of something; 3. to psychoanalyze

•     Heat is often very handy as a tool to help analyze the composition of sub­stances, because once vaporized the substances’ unique light spectra can be recorded.

•     A microscope is a useful tool to analyze things that are invisible to the naked eye.

•     Some people need analyzing by a shrink. [-d, analyzing, analyzer n.]


 

QUICK REVIEW #6

Match the word from column 2 with the word from column 1 that means most nearly the same thing.

1.      amicable                         a. entertainment

2.      among                            b. examine

3.      amorphous                      c. likeness

4.      amphibian                      d. examination

5.      amplify                          e. vague

6.      amusement                   f. untimely

7.      amusing                       g. separating

8.      anachronistic                h. friendly

9.      analogy                       i. funny

10.   analysis                        j. within

11.  analytical                       k. increase

12.  analyze                         l. caecilian